Sunday, January 22, 2012

Tacos with Lobsterman

We had tacos the other day, and Lobsterman was complaining about how difficult it was to apply sour cream to a taco shell.

LM: We need something to apply sour cream to a taco shell... like a caulk gun.

Me: We have a caulk gun downstairs, want me to get it?

LM: Well, it would be perfect, but you would probably put caulk in it and then I'd put it all over my tacos and nothing good could come of that.

First of all, I have NEVER put caulk in the sour cream container, so I'm a bit perturbed that he would think that I would put caulk in the sour cream caulk gun. 

First of all, if you refrigerate caulk, it would probably turn rock hard and be impossible to dispense. 

Secondly, if he went and got a caulk gun out of the downstairs mish mash of tools in the big bag of tools and used it when he KNOWS that sour cream needs to be refrigerated, then that's his own damn fault.

The next thing he wants is a drill for his pepper grinder... because twisting the little grinder takes too much time.

4 comments:

  1. We have the same issue with our sour cream. But we don't have a caulk gun so could you please come up with another solution?

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  2. This could be Lobsterman's billion dollar idea that leads to a life of luxury for Meeshka, Sam, and Loki (since I'm sure they would suck up the billions).

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  3. use an icing bag, or the very cool icing gun from pampered chef!!
    http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/prod_details.tpc?prodId=4075&words=decorating%20gun

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  4. Cut the tip off a corner of a plastic bag, put in some sour creme in the bag and squeeze it out like an icing bag.

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